Guardian Student Media Award-winning columnist Jamie Ross writes for The Stand (St Andrews) on why he hates the capital:

…It’s a well-known fact that people who live in London are the most miserable on Earth; the entire population looks like they’re battling through torrential rain regardless of the weather. This is not surprising when you consider the average day of a Londoner. They wake up in a tiny flat with rats crawling over their face, spend an hour on the Underground nestled into a fatfold of a partially-decomposed man, work, then return to their apostrophe-sized flat where a burglar has stolen the telly and scribbled a threat on the wall in shit…

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